Posts Tagged ‘Stats’

While Mummy was surfing for porn, poor Sparky was shitting razor blades.

 Why are you sitting at your computer googling when you should be driving your pet to the Vet?

I promised Nick that this would be the last time this month that I relied on my Stats for post ideas .. but I found this one interesting.

Intrigued, I googled it myself – turns out, there are thousands of pages dedicated to Mothman sightings in the 9/11 tragedy.

Fuck, Annik – quit googling yourself

Statistics are a real turn-on for me… And I love looking at what terms people type in search engines to find my site. I thought I’d share a few.

silky girl barbie

Hmm .. thank you! Ha!

mothman photography

 I guess this is a cross between my review of Mothman Prophecies, and all my talk of photography?

primal fear richard gere

 I know I did a review on Mothman Prophecies, but Primal Fear??

kahlee

This one is rather self-explanatory, really .. I wonder if they found the “kahlee” they were looking for?

really pretty barbies

 More Barbies? Which six year old stumbled on to my site? I now feel like I need to watch my language… I get images of Little Sally reading my Junkie posts, or How to Throw Up 101, and cringe. Go play with your My Little Pony.

kahlees.wordpress.com

 I don’t think I was the “Kahlee” they were looking for. I checked the web address just to look, and found myself knee-deep in boobs, Obama and vaginas.

baby kahlee story 6 pounds

I haven’t weighed 6lbs since 1985 .. and I don’t think the internet even existed then. Clearly my site wasn’t what they were looking for.

sunburnt country

I assume I can blame this post, nothing too strange ..  

rose car accident 2008 dec

 Interestingly enough, this search was put into Google in November. My life flashed before my eyes. I drove with a little more care for the entire month of December.

annik skelton

 Ha!

barbie california girl

 Enough with the Barbies! I mentioned them once (well, now twice)!

sydney bushwalking

 How in the world did this search lead someone to MY site? Sydney, yes. Bushwalking, no.

kahlee rose australia

 Just in case you were looking for a different Kahlee Rose.

wedding crashers, marriage is when two souls

 Not exactly two searches I’d put together …

barefoot wedding -bush

 What?! I’m getting married in Manolo’s and Alex Perry, in NYC! Slightly offended that Google offered my site for this search term, I googled it myself. I got to Page 12 before I couldn’t be assed searching any further. How many pages did one trawl through to find my site??

ken von barbie

Now Ken has jumped on the bandwagon … I don’t pretend to make this site kid-friendly, parents! Watch your kids when on they’re on the net!

but the one that really got me was:

“sweet dreams are made of this” cows meaning

So intrigued, I googled the Search Engine Term myself. My site was the second link.